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幽默英语故事演讲稿3分钟 幽默英语故事短文篇一
once he goes to a . it is the first time for him to do that. he buys a and goes in. but after two or three he comes out, and buys the and goes in again.
after a few he comes out again and buys the third . two or three after that he comes out and asks for .
but a girl asks him,“why do you buy so many ? how many do you meet?”
“no, i have no here, but a big woman stops me at the door and cuts up my .”
汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。
当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。
几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?"
"没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
幽默英语故事演讲稿3分钟 幽默英语故事短文篇二
老板最大
there was a guy who went into a shop to buy a . there in the shop. one was $5,000; one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.
the asked the owner, “how come this guy is $5,000? that‟s so for this .”
the owner said, “ i have him and he can talk.”
so the asked him, “how about this guy? what can he do that makes him so ?”
the owner said, “well, apart from , he can also do some ,like and so on. that‟s why he‟s so .”
then the said, “how about the third one? what canhe do that makes him so ?”
the owner of the , “i don‟t know. , i have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor , nor sing, at all! but the other two call him „the boss.‟”
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。
顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」
老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」
顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」
老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」
顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」
老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』
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